The Wreck of the Man They Call Donald

The legend lives on from Mar-a-Lago on down
Of the big boss who likes his suits roomy
They say that the boss never concedes a loss
When the polls of November turn gloomy
A huge orange boar weighed two-fifty pounds more
Than most presidents thought was healthy
That loose-haired tycoon was a pinpricked balloon
When the absentee ballots came early

He always had tried to boost American pride
No wonder he’d once won Wisconsin
His rallies, he told us, were bigger than most
No matter the time or the season
He’d served out one term and was still standing firm
When the first returns came in from Cleveland
But later that night when the mail-ins arrived
Could it be the blue shift they’d been feelin’?

The news on the wires said the rust belt was theirs
The red wave brought them a great feelin’
But every man knew, as the president did too
That the communist Dems would come stealin’
The dawn came late and the burgers had to wait
When the lawyers of the White House came suin’
When afternoon came it was perfectly plain
That Rudy knew what he was doin’

When suppertime came, the GOP started sayin’
“Sir, they are trying to cheat ya”
At seven PM, they swore blind once again
“No Democrat could ever beat ya”
The captain tweeted that reports were comin’ in
And his story was backed by McConnell
But later that night, the race less and less tight
Came the wreck of the man they call Donald

Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the Deep State fakes ballots for Biden?
The MAGA hats say they’ll never go away
For they know that Trump votes they’ve been hidin’
They might have have been burnt or they might have been torn
They may have been dumped underwater
And all that remains is the Supreme Court claims
And the tweets of the sons and the daughters