Penis

A penis is a funny thing, I know whereof I speak

Sometimes it’s soft as butter, sometimes it’s hard as teak

It doesn’t do what it is told, it follows its own mind

It doesn’t care what you’d prefer, which seems a bit unkind

A penis is an organ that will cause nothing but trouble

Whether you’re in quarantine or in a travel bubble

It’s not the most attractive thing to hang off of a person

And when you get excited its appearance tends to worsen

A penis can be useful under certain strict conditions

It’s hard to say if that is worth the unwanted emissions

Yet though the penis’ flaws at times appear to have no end

Treat it well, for one day it may be your only friend