Masterchef Recap: Tasteless

Previously on Masterchef: one grandma turned out to be good and the other one bad. Let that be a lesson.

Tonight on Masterchef: We find out whether the amateurs have working tongues.

As Normal Things That We Do Every Week But For This Week We’re Calling Them Secrets Week reaches its climax, yesterday’s green team faces the grim reality of a bitter battle for elimination. If only life were fair and they could just kick Steph out for ballsing up the mayonnaise. But life is unfair, and Masterchef even more so, and so the black aprons are strapped on. Before…