Masterchef Recap: Spice Like Us

Previously on Masterchef: the amateurs had a picnic at Hanging Rock, following tradition exactly by vanishing mysteriously in an expression of repressed sexuality.

Tonight on Masterchef: Maggie Beer refuses to leave.

Seven losers are dressed in black and facing their worst fear: returning to their families. The whole show is just Stockholm Syndrome. Abbey feels like yesterday she disappointed herself and her team, but she’s forgotten that she also disappointed her family, her friends and her nation. She let us all down.