Between A Rock

It’s important to be clear
  • The tweeter informing me that they can smell what the Rock is cooking
  • The tweeter informing me that I have been owned
  • The tweeter informing me that I have been subject to the People’s Elbow
  • The tweeter informing me that I needed to delete my account because I was destroyed forever
  • Gifs of Obama dropping a mic
  • Gifs of people saying the word “burn” in various contexts
  • Gifs of The Rock doing wrestling things
  • People challenging me to fight The Rock and predicting that this would not end well for me
  • People expressing a desire to fight me themselves
  • People asking who the fuck I am, while not displaying any strong desire to actually find out
  • People explaining very earnestly that wrestling is real but it is scripted and all the wrestlers get severely injured and are incredible athletes and they bet I don’t call movies fake and I need to generally put my manners back in
  • People, naturally, telling me to go fuck myself

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