An Exclusive Interview With Chris Jermyn

I am extremely proud to be able to bring you an exclusive Q&A with star Liberal candidate Chris Jermyn. I hope you find it illuminating.

BP: Chris, thanks for talking to us.

CJ: I’m just here to hear what the Leader of the Opposition has to say.

BP: The Leader of the Opposition isn’t here, Chris.

CJ: Yes, that’s clear. Anyway I’d like to listen to what the Leader of the Opposition has to say.

BP: Why did you go to Bill Shorten’s event?

CJ: The government’s position on that is very clear.

BP: What made you want to seek election in the seat of McEwen?

CJ: I think the government’s position on the seat of McEwen is very clear, and obviously I support that position.

BP: Has politics always been a passion of yours?

CJ: I’ve always had a passion for hearing what the Leader of the Opposition has to say.

BP: When did you first get interested in public service?

CJ: I first became interested in public service when I realised how clear the government’s position was.

BP: Can you give us your take on the US election?

CJ: Yes I can.

BP: Great.

CJ: Thanks.

BP: What have you got to say to allegations of plagiarism aimed at Justin Bieber?

CJ: The government’s position is very clear.

BP: And the new film X-Men: Apocalypse?

CJ: Obviously I support the government’s position on X-Men, and I’d just like to hear what the Leader of the Opposition has to say about X-Men.

BP: What’s your favourite colour?

CJ: The government’s position on my favourite colour is very clear.

BP: What about dairy farmers?

CJ: This is why I hate journalists.

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